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March 11, 2014 / Althir

#201: Hawt Kwaseen

"Please tell me it's not real cat pee." - "I don't think they know what 'figurative' means."

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I never could spell any French words whatsoever.

Dwarf bread, of course, does not even contain flour. The real stuff, anyway. No sir. You use gravel. After “baking” (although “forging” would be more appropriate) the bread is abused in various ways to put on the finishing touches. The final product will never spoil and last approximately forever – it is usually served by unwrapping it, showing it to everyone and then putting it away again. The mere sight of dwarf bread makes every other conceivable food considerably more appealing – and it lets you consider things you usually wouldn’t eat.

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